Teens: who is the weirdest teacher youve ever had?

what were/are they like? my history teacher now is creole and hes about 60 something and hes so weird. his clroom has NO decorations and he has this weird little face thing he draws everywhere. on the boards on his podium on the door even on the tests! its like his little trademark thinga ma bob. his name is mr cyriaque but we call him mr c. when we talk he calls it "chin music" and when we chew gum he calls it "cud munchin' " and if we ask dumb questions he says"this aint dummyville people! the dummyville express dont run through here!" and just lots of other weird stuff but believe it or not hes pretty cool. so thats my weird teacher whos yours?(restating question here)